most men have a crush on their penis: who needs a gurl when you have "the little guy down below"?

you mean rubber johnny?

bipolar man = cortex + glans


2 people = 1 person too many


god = idol = eye doll = rub john

I do.

You know that age old question about what one hand clapping sounds like? Well, I know, and it's getting really, really, annoying...

Ha ha ha...

That was sooo wrong...

don't worry driftwood: just wait till you're 50 and you won't even need "the little guy down below". It'll all be sublimated into your brain...

Dude... Stop that, you're scaring me...

this is all you really need to know about the birds and the bees

driftwood: your body is telling you that you have to reproduce yourself. RESIST THIS.

At this moment, I definitely don't want to reproduce myself.





But a little bit of practice would be great!

OK... I was worried there for a minute

I have a crush on WonderK, because she's going to get me out of this time zone...

my time zone is fine: 4 hrs behind London, 4 hrs ahead of SF

I have a crush on the image of Jewish men dancing in a line


also Greek men dancing

i have a crush on wonderk cause she rolls at the fest.

i have a crush on geno because she is fabulously filty

i have a crush on geno because she is fabulously filty

nice Canadian link there KITH (Kids in the Hall); there are communities that are still attempting to revive that show, willing to sue the networks that cancelled the show - more odd one happense to be a very good friend of mine. She needs help, but on the matter of crushes....I'll CRUSH YER 'EAD!!!

no, no, not i'll crush yer 'ead... it's "i'm crushing yer 'ead... i'm crushing yer 'ead"

love and miss those kids. my crush is on all of them [apparently i need help too].

I was waiting to see how long it would take for someone to notice/mention that. I was starting to get disappointed in my fellow archinectors...

does anybody here like me???

ether menitoned "fluffy tail bunnies" and i have to admit that my tail is very fluffy these days

and clean, i just took a bubble bath

i'm afraid that i am totally losing it right now and i feel very vulnerable



















anybody want to go outside and make out?











anybody?

With Love!

eb

eb: I like you... remember, when things go wrong in your life... TRUST IN THE LORD (and read some Psalms, better still, sing them to yourself...)
PRAISE THE LORD!
PRAISE THE LORD!

eb

are you hot ?

with love
the doctor

Yay! People have crushes on me! And I love you all. Except the freepers.

Pixelwhore, after I win my RV on the Price is Right I will come and pick you up and show you Chicago.

Then we will swing down and get vado and he can paint me blue and take pictures.

Then bowling will commence.

Also we will pick up heterarchy and liberty bell because they are in Indy too (am I right?) and they are cool as shit. Then we'll have a barbeque in my 'hood.

I really hope I win that RV.

conversation killer -

you have NO idea the danger involved in my flirt.

hmm.....interesting!

Just to warn you, I'm absolutely horrible at bowling.

eb -

i'll make out with you.
have always had a penchant for furry procreating vegetarian bible beaters.
they taste good........

Yeah, WonderK, go, fight, WIN! I'm looking forward to the "First Annual Summer Archinect Blue Bowl BBQ Ball"

I'll bake some cookies.

buckalski stop being such a pervert. probably everyone here wants to make out with LE BOSSMAN

le bossman,

you accuse me of pervsersion! well, i hope that you mean that as a compliment else this is the wrong thread for such disputes.

any at rate, i am confident that we can settle matters by taking the issue to the court.

WonderK:
You may want to pick up Liberty and Vado before picking me up, because its gonna be one heckuva haul going from Cali to Massachusetts...

i want to get picked up too!

louisville's not to far from indy, wonderk. could you swing by here? i'll bring the cole slaw.

we can't leave stephanie to languish in Idaho...

i'll bring, um, the keg.

WHOO HOO! goin' to idaho!

WonderK:
Imagine all the people you're going to let down if you don't win that RV... better start studying your Sunday newspaper sale flyers!

lets get an archinect RV and make a video series

'architects gone wild'

could the RV bring on a resurrection of the bangbus?

someones got some internet time under their belt.

when did the bangbus die?
>wipes tear from eye<

stephanie is a given although she might be in Chicago already when this whole thing goes down. So that would be an easy pick-up, but I don't mind stopping by Idaho either. Never been.

And Louisville is a straight shot down from Indy so that won't be a problem Stephen. There I will shed a tear for the Lebowski Fest I will have just missed to go on my TPIR extravaganza.

Damn I hope this is a big RV. I need to win a grill and a digital camcorder too.

Yes I need to go study now.

rv, yep. grill, yep. digicam, yep. what the heck, wonderk, go for the whole showdown showcase!

i wonder if mediatemple, stalwart archinect sponsors, would sponsor you for gas if you advertised them on the side of the rv? do you think there are grants out there for this kind of escapade?

I have had a crush on Stephanie since the day she invited me to gmail.

why doesn't anyone have a crush on the mysterious crushmaster who started this ball rolling? Who IS crushmaster: any ideas?

crushmaster is abra. Seems obvious to me, but who knows for sure....

diabase, not to get in on Stephanie's action (sorry Stephanie), and pertinent to your comment on the "where did all the new people come from" thread,

I have a crush on you. A huge crush.

WonderK, can we swing by New Zealand to pick up dia before the BBQ?

I'll throw in my crush on liberty's grill... that thing is amazing.

i'll have you know eb, i've been know to go by the screen name ether bunny on occasion. we could be a match made in heaven.

i don't suppose chicago would be on the tour? or detroit if it's after aug. 15th. i am also know in some circles as the guy with tongs for hands.

i am in love with le bossman
and so is the waitress at ABC
not so worried about the competition though
careful, lb, i've been told i am a sexual predator;)o