I've got a crush on Israel Kandarian: all the more alive for being hopeless. I have a penchant for handsome, young, straight Jewish men born around 1974. He, successful, in NYC; me 'damaged goods', poor white trailer trash, living in the wasteland boonies of Canada, RC of Irish extraction, of dubious sexual preferences...
I tend to have crushes exclusively on architecture guys...
true story:
I went out with a 'financial analyst' this past winter. On our 2nd date he was walking me back to the subway when I noticed that he had 2 little tassles on each of his shoes - - -- i started thinking - "oh my god, what are my friends, who are of course mostly designers/architects, gonna think?" & "I think my dad has that same pair of shoes (this guy i was out with was 28 - dad is 57)" I felt pretty shallow, but it made me crazy. Luckily he never called me again either...
Driftwood:
Richard Stevens lives about 20 minutes from me, wanted to go to the last Dumbrella coffee night but couldn't make it.
I'm personally a big fan of Metal Steve and Red Robot...
it's mandatory that ALL men wash their penis - circumcised, non-circumcised, short, long, stubby, hairy, hairless, crooked, pierced, functioning, malfunctioning, chocolate, vanilla, strawberry, sphincter-loving, papaya-loving. there is no exception that goes unwashed.
Brad's fragrance could be called 'CeleS'
the fragrance department would attract hords of straight women and gay men stalking the display for a sneak sniff.
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<---- totally crushworthy
awww....
i'm compiling a list.
count me in!
I've got a crush on Israel Kandarian: all the more alive for being hopeless. I have a penchant for handsome, young, straight Jewish men born around 1974. He, successful, in NYC; me 'damaged goods', poor white trailer trash, living in the wasteland boonies of Canada, RC of Irish extraction, of dubious sexual preferences...
JOHN DEVLIN,
i feel your pain.
if you translate canada to idaho and some other things, i'm right there with you.
thanks stephanie: love=pain
Israel wishes he was jewish.
jews are hot.
are there many Jews in Boise?
I tend to get crushes on girls who arnt architects
I'm a sucker for girls with old-school tattoos, buddy holly glasses, and a bob haircut...
Pixelwhore-
Me too! The latest.
nobody loves vado(insert sad face here)
vado, vado that's not true!
driftwood: the author of the webcomic DieselSweeties linked to her resume a while back, and I'd have to agree with you on that one.
I tend to have crushes exclusively on architecture guys...
true story:
I went out with a 'financial analyst' this past winter. On our 2nd date he was walking me back to the subway when I noticed that he had 2 little tassles on each of his shoes - - -- i started thinking - "oh my god, what are my friends, who are of course mostly designers/architects, gonna think?" & "I think my dad has that same pair of shoes (this guy i was out with was 28 - dad is 57)" I felt pretty shallow, but it made me crazy. Luckily he never called me again either...
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oops. it made a heart shape on MY screen
thanks ms. beary.
girls dont wrassle with boys who wear tassles-dorothy parker
perfect quote!!!
i<3V.R.
Well, I don't do guys, and I don't do flash on websites, but I still have a crush on e. I reserve the right to change my mind, though...
Pixelwhore-
I know, that's where I found it! I have a crush on Richard Stevens too... And Lil' Sis, Indie Rock Pete, and Jon Stamos (the cat).
Driftwood:
Richard Stevens lives about 20 minutes from me, wanted to go to the last Dumbrella coffee night but couldn't make it.
I'm personally a big fan of Metal Steve and Red Robot...
vado.....obviously
& i wish i had a penis for johndevlin.
and ummm.... cellardoorwhore
Oh man!! I've always wanted to go to a Dumbrella coffee night...
soleil, is that you punky brewster?
i don't often wish i had a penis, but ditto converstationkiller.
john devlin....definitely.
where's he been, by the way?
i don't often wash my penis
le bossman, may i suggest switching screen names with conversationkiller.
Oh my God.
That was the funniest post ever!
Hahahahaha!
do circumcised men have to wash their penis? (I wouldn't know).
it's mandatory that ALL men wash their penis - circumcised, non-circumcised, short, long, stubby, hairy, hairless, crooked, pierced, functioning, malfunctioning, chocolate, vanilla, strawberry, sphincter-loving, papaya-loving. there is no exception that goes unwashed.
Mmmm.... Venti strawberry and blended creme frappuccino...
What?
James Joyce I think said that 'IT' smells like celery sauce...
Wait...
What??
why, the unwashed penis, of course...
leave it to a fine modernist author.
thank god i've never seen one that resembles celery.
I'm never eating celery again...
I take a bath daily: that having been said, I consider my perfume to be a part of my Manhood.
Brad Pitt should come out with a men's fragrance called 'CELERY SAUCE'.
Oh for Christ's sake and the love of all things holy!!
That's just nasty!
if you love, i love you.
Brad's fragrance could be called 'CeleS'
the fragrance department would attract hords of straight women and gay men stalking the display for a sneak sniff.
Brad may be from Oklahoma, but, is he Jewish?
driftwood: it was not my intention to be nasty: I think Brad's great.
e: I love
geno: I like that bit about "stalking" the display
as you all know from an earlier message, I think jewish men to be superior to gentiles such as myself. Still, I love Brad if he is just a gentile...
I'm a lady ... i'd just like to proclaim that
I don't know about that... I think a lady would 'state that in a polite and courteous manner.' Not 'proclaim' it. That's very unlady-like.
ahahaha celeS....... oh my!
behold a lady...
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