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look we all know dgg is the hotest thing in this place - granted I have no idea what she looks like but that doesn't matter

Cool and understated

dgg don't worry this is jam-arch, just trying out another moniker

fly off to the islands with me

lol

but Zaha is hot in a can't tell the parents kind of way. Or in this case don't tell the archis

Jul 10, 05 8:40 pm  · 
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design geek-girl

You can rock the new name, but, I'm still going to call you jam, because, well, it's faster to type, hehe. Thanks for bein' my e-crush. HAHA

Jul 10, 05 10:06 pm  · 
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hah hah - can't spell architechnophilia huh? Or does it make you feel like your typing curse words??
hmm

Jul 11, 05 8:03 pm  · 
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heterarch

crushes... "i will do things to you that are beyond all known philosophies... wait till i get my devices!"
some of you... know what i speak of...

Jul 11, 05 10:23 pm  · 
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dia

Heterarchy: Barbarella or the machine?

Jul 11, 05 10:43 pm  · 
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heterarch

dia: you're on top or your shite. barb.

Jul 11, 05 10:49 pm  · 
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johndevlin

le bossman: does your unwashed penis smell like like rotten fish? Mine does. I don't know what James Joyce was thinking of...

Jul 12, 05 2:44 am  · 
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You should take the $60 course from the Handsome Boy Modeling School - proper washing of your penis is one of many things that you'll learn.

Jul 12, 05 6:40 am  · 
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David Cuthbert

well yes esp if you have an overbite (uncircumsized)

snip snip is standard issue for us judae-christians

Jul 12, 05 8:25 am  · 
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johndevlin

isn't circumcision male genital mutilation? You CAN get orgasms in your foreskin, you know...

Jul 12, 05 8:28 am  · 
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WonderK

Oh my. I somehow find it appropriate that a thread entitled "archinect crushes" has evolved into a discussion by men about their penises.

Jul 12, 05 8:52 am  · 
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johndevlin

we've had "The Vagina Monologues": now it's time for "The Penis Soliloquies"...

Jul 12, 05 9:35 am  · 
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stephanie

i see that this conversation isn't saying much about jews or crushes or archinect.
there are few jews in boise.
and i crush on vado.

Jul 12, 05 10:20 am  · 
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driftwood
Solo

loquies...


*sigh*

Jul 12, 05 10:21 am  · 
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ether

damn.

Jul 12, 05 10:35 am  · 
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johndelvin- yes, you could say that it's mutilation, but it seems that it's a useful sort of mutilation. Recently there was a study done regarding whether uncircumcised or circumcised men are more at risk for catching HIV from their partners, and the numbers were so unbalanced that they stopped the study and encouraged the uncircumcised men to get circumcised.

Jul 12, 05 12:00 pm  · 
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driftwood

What? That seems like a pretty rediculous study.

Circumcision isn't going to protect you from HIV.

Jul 12, 05 12:13 pm  · 
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ether

i like moonbeams and fluffy tailed bunnies.

Jul 12, 05 12:16 pm  · 
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Israel Kandarian

"Israel wishes he was jewish."

Jul 12, 05 12:29 pm  · 
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driftwood- believe what you will. I can't believe anyone would have agreed to do the study in the first place, seeing as it involves being exposed to HIV, but apparently there are 3,000 quite stupid men out there.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8473838/

Jul 12, 05 12:37 pm  · 
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although, it doesn't say what controls there were. It may be (depending on their methods) that for some unknown reason the circumcised men were more careful in their sexual habits.

Jul 12, 05 12:39 pm  · 
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brian buchalski

i think i'm in love with dear abra

and i definitely have a crush on per corel, i'd like ot develop a hyper-functional relationship with his primary code...ooh yeahsss

Jul 12, 05 12:40 pm  · 
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becca

As for that study, I wouldn't feel like having sex if I just had my foreskin cut off.
I am a girl though.
I have a crush on this website.

Jul 12, 05 1:13 pm  · 
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johndevlin

Israel: you have nothing to fear: I'm over you now... (good of you to make an appearance!)

Jul 12, 05 1:15 pm  · 
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vado retro

awww thanx stephanie. u r a sweetie.

hey guys by the way wednesday july 13 is international wash your penis day. whoohoo!!!

Jul 13, 05 12:24 am  · 
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Urbanist

I am curious how y'all know the gender or sexual preferences of the anybody on archinect with sufficient certainty to form a crush?

Jul 13, 05 2:32 am  · 
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johndevlin

does it really matter?

Jul 13, 05 2:41 am  · 
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driftwood

Are you coming on to me?

Jul 13, 05 2:44 am  · 
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johndevlin

I dunno...maybe...uh,I guess

vado: is that an ANNUAL event?

Jul 13, 05 2:46 am  · 
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geno

sexuality is fluid.
nobody is 100% homo nor 100% hetero.
different shades of grey.

Jul 13, 05 2:47 am  · 
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johndevlin

I wish MY sexuality were fluid: I'm a 'dry tree' these days...(happens as you approach your 51st birthday)

Jul 13, 05 2:49 am  · 
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geno

most trees aren't fully dry until they've been dead for several years.

Jul 13, 05 2:52 am  · 
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johndevlin

(bless you)

Jul 13, 05 2:54 am  · 
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driftwood

You could be a piece of driftwood and be as wet (soggy?) as you want!




I wouldn't recommend that though, as you can't really keep watch on where you're going and might end up beached on some deserted island somewhere.

Jul 13, 05 2:58 am  · 
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johndevlin

I cried myself to sleep last night thinking about Israel... as I get older I get more, not less, passionate

Jul 13, 05 3:02 am  · 
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WonderK

All right, I did some checking, and although I found no evidence to support vado's claim that today is "International Wash Your Penis Day", it IS "Embrace Your Geekiness Day", which I appear to be celebrating already.

I still love you vado.

It's also "Gruntled Workers Day".

Jul 13, 05 9:41 am  · 
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driftwood

"Gruntled"? Did you mean disgruntled? Because I don't think 'gruntled' is a word. I looked it up!

Jul 13, 05 12:54 pm  · 
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WonderK

Hey, I'm just the messenger. Web site said "Gruntled". And we all know how reliable the Internet is.

Jul 13, 05 1:13 pm  · 
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Thats what I think of you people and your crushes...

Jul 13, 05 1:28 pm  · 
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driftwood








Creepy...

Jul 13, 05 1:52 pm  · 
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johndevlin

(so much chaos unleashed today!)

Jul 13, 05 1:59 pm  · 
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stephanie

all i could think of in response to the penis washing conversation was

SMEGMA

Jul 13, 05 2:20 pm  · 
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driftwood

There's a nice image to go with my fruit smoothy...!

Jul 13, 05 2:45 pm  · 
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ether

haa

Jul 13, 05 2:52 pm  · 
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stephanie

i know, it's grody.

i am sorry, i just couldn't help it though.

Jul 13, 05 3:00 pm  · 
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johndevlin

(we men - some of us - are dirty pigs: I know I am)

Jul 13, 05 3:40 pm  · 
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geno

so are women.

at least the good ones anyway.

Jul 13, 05 5:03 pm  · 
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le bossman

some of you ought to be ashamed of yourselves for some of the sick things you are posting on this thread!!

Jul 13, 05 5:32 pm  · 
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geno

which equates this thread with per's........

Jul 13, 05 5:33 pm  · 
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vado retro

actually in my world everyday should be "international wash your penis day"

Jul 13, 05 11:58 pm  · 
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