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You Need Work. Lots of Work...

vado retro

So, I was in Chicago yesterday for a swingin party and i was talking to this cute massage therapy student with pippy longstockings pigtails and i pursuaded her to do a little exploratrory work on me. i was sitting in a chair and she was tracing this problem from my tendinitus troubled elbow up through my tricep and back around to my shoulder blade. all the time she was saying. oh you need work. you definitely need work. lots of work. lots and lots of work.

 
Jan 21, 07 9:52 pm
dia

Swingin' or Swinger?

Jan 21, 07 10:03 pm  · 
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vado retro

maybe this is an indicator

Jan 21, 07 10:11 pm  · 
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Hasselhoff

My girlfriend in Japan this summer was a massage therapist. SWEET.

Jan 21, 07 10:45 pm  · 
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garpike

Do you have a girl in each city?

Jan 21, 07 10:53 pm  · 
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garpike

Those backwards E's are freaking me out.

Jan 21, 07 10:54 pm  · 
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Katze

of course, vado has a girl in each city...:)

ok, now my eyes are all screwed up from looking at that - I'm taking you to small claims vado...

Jan 21, 07 11:14 pm  · 
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bucku

i like happy endings

Jan 21, 07 11:31 pm  · 
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binary

i went to the cyroprator (sp) to have my shoulder looked at...... well 250 bucks later i was laying in some weird contraption getting discombobolated and cracked up from my neck to my lower back...... felt good.... then on my way home i realized that my shoulder wasnt touched..wtf......

Jan 21, 07 11:48 pm  · 
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garpike

I meant Hassel, K.

Jan 22, 07 12:22 am  · 
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Katze

well, sounds like both hassel and vado have it going on:) \m/

Jan 22, 07 12:45 am  · 
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strlt_typ

are you sure she wasn't talkin' about employment?

Jan 22, 07 12:52 am  · 
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garpike

vado's always got it going on.

Jan 22, 07 2:28 am  · 
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vado retro

i'd be lucky to have a girl per continent...

Jan 22, 07 9:47 am  · 
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JMBarquero/squirrelly

hasselhoff.....Im jealous! I want a message therapist as a girlfriend....and a japanese no less!

Jan 22, 07 10:41 am  · 
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vado retro

a worthy goal squirrelmeister!

Jan 22, 07 2:06 pm  · 
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JMBarquero/squirrelly

oooh thanks Vado
maybe I shall change my name to the squirrelmeister!

Jan 22, 07 2:08 pm  · 
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Chili Davis

Or squirrelmaster, ala half baked.

Jan 22, 07 3:27 pm  · 
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FOG Lite

I think the problem is too much work vado.

Did the Japanese massage therapist girlfriend walk on your back?

Jan 22, 07 5:09 pm  · 
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FRO

what pray tell is in a Multi-Orgasmic Monkey?

Jan 22, 07 5:41 pm  · 
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JMBarquero/squirrelly

oooh yeah, I like that FOG.....ala Lucy Lui in Charlies Angels....
Oh man I love Lucy Lui!!

Jan 22, 07 5:48 pm  · 
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mightylittle™

can anybody need work?!?

Jan 22, 07 7:54 pm  · 
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Hasselhoff

No, never walked on the back. The face and hand massages kind of hurt though. She worked in an expensive hotel in Kobe where rich women pay like $250 an hour for a massage. So this wasn't some halfassed massage, she was high end. Good stuff.

Jan 22, 07 8:41 pm  · 
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vado retro

Did she walk on your face? that would hurt.

Jan 22, 07 11:30 pm  · 
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FOG Lite

No lower end massage then, Hasselhoff?

Jan 22, 07 11:39 pm  · 
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upside

there are far too few massage therapists in my life

Jan 23, 07 12:21 am  · 
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Nevermore

Vado, were you wearing hot pants to the party ?

Jan 23, 07 1:10 am  · 
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Katze

I want to see the hottt pants:)

Jan 23, 07 1:20 am  · 
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Nevermore

Oh no, You don't .
Thats the therapy student's privilege

Jan 23, 07 1:23 am  · 
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Katze

cute nevermore!

Jan 23, 07 1:27 am  · 
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ReflexiveSpace

"what pray tell is in a Multi-Orgasmic Monkey?"

just about the biggest vibrator you've ever seen...

Jan 23, 07 12:36 pm  · 
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momentum

i see that image and i just keep thinking about some kid running around saying, "redrum! redrum!"

i gotta get out of the office now before it gets to dark and i get scared.

Jan 23, 07 5:33 pm  · 
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