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you know you were or are an arch student when...

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Nevermore

1. ...the alarm clock tells you when to go to sleep.
2. ...you're not ashamed of drooling in class anymore, especially in the
Structures lecture.
3. ...you can distinguish tastes of various glues better than a french wine taster.
4. ...you CELEBRATE space and OBSERVE your birthday.
5. ...coffee and cokes are tools, not treats.
6. ...people get nauseous just by smelling your caffeine breath.
7. ...you get surprised when you see a new building in your school.
8. ...you think it's possible to CREATE space.
9. ...you've slept more than 20 hours non-stop in a single weekend.
10. ...you fight with inanimate objects.
11.... you've fallen asleep in the washroom.
12. .you're brother or sister thinks he or she is an only child.
13. ...you've listened to all your CDs and cassettes in less than 48 hours.
14. ...you're not seen in public.
15. ...you lose your house keys for a weekend you don't even notice.
16. ...you've brushed your teeth and washed your hair in the school's
washroom.
17. ...you've discovered the benefits of having none or very short hair.
You've started to appreciate inheriting baldness.
18. ...you've used an entire role of film to photograph the sidewalk.
19. ...you know the exact time the vending machines are refilled.
20. ...you always carry your deodorant.
21. ...you become excellent at recycling when making models.
22. ...when you try to communicate, you make a continuous and monotonous
whine.
23. ...you've danced a fav club dance number with excellent choreography at 3 am and without a single drop of alcohol in your body.
24. ...you take notes and messages with a radiograph and colour markers.
25. ...you combine breakfast, lunch and dinner into one single meal.
26. ...you see holidays only as extra sleeping time.
27. ...you've got more photographs of buildings than of actual people.
28....you've taken your girlfriend(boyfriend)on a date to a construction site.
29. ...you've realized that French curves are not that exciting.
30. ..you can live without human contact, food or daylight, but if you can't
print. it's chaos.
31... when youre being shown pictures of a trip, you ask what the human
scale is.
32. ...you can use Photoshop, Illustrator and make a web page, but you don't know how to use Excel.
33. ...You refer to great architects (dead or alive) by their first name, as
if you knew them.(Frank, Corbu, Mies, Norman...)
34. ...you make numerous photocopies that you haven't read yet.

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Jan 30, 06 7:42 am
sporadic supernova

35) You've received the same email ^^ at least 20 times from different people . :)

Jan 30, 06 7:49 am  · 
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sporadic supernova

36) You've eaten coffee powder, at some point, as if it was a normal thing !!

Jan 30, 06 7:51 am  · 
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Nevermore

37) Your daily pile of tracings and papers stands higher than your monthly home newspaper pile.

Jan 30, 06 8:06 am  · 
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sharpie.

ha ha.. i got this too..

37) ... when you keep staring at your empty tracing paper for hours together during studio hours and call it conceptualization,

38) ... when you draw a line after a few hours and talk arch. theories of the highest calibre...

Jan 30, 06 8:09 am  · 
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sharpie.

39)

Jan 30, 06 8:10 am  · 
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Nevermore

hehehe chameleon..spot on...

39) when all the beautiful girls in the world study anywhere but in your college

Jan 30, 06 8:13 am  · 
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sporadic supernova

40) You suddenly get intrested in Pink Floyd, and figure out all the hidden messges behind the music.

Jan 30, 06 8:24 am  · 
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sporadic supernova

41) You believe that, one has to be high to do (40)^^

Jan 30, 06 8:25 am  · 
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Nevermore

LOLOLOL.


42) Every third guy in your college wants to be the next F.L.W or Le corbusier (from 1st to third year )

and Frank Gehry or Peter Eisenman or Rem Koolhaas ( from 4th year till final year )

Jan 30, 06 8:30 am  · 
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sharpie.

43) ... when you stare (as if you are deeply wounded) at someone who pronounces 'le corbusier' as lee corbusier

Jan 30, 06 8:34 am  · 
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sporadic supernova

LOL !! @ 43 !! ..

so damn true ... guilty as charged !!

Jan 30, 06 8:36 am  · 
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sporadic supernova

44) Everytime you get hold of a brick, you try to determine if its a first, second or third class brick.

45) In the event of sighting an exposed brick construction.. your first instinct is to determine what kind of bond it follows. ( and inevitably you decide that english bond would have been best !!)

Jan 30, 06 8:48 am  · 
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Nevermore

Rolling on the floor with laughter @ no 43, 44 and 45,

Jan 30, 06 8:53 am  · 
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kablakistan

You've entered the door code for the studio building as your atm PIN.

Jan 30, 06 9:31 am  · 
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impalajunkie

46) ... you had no idea how poor the pay was until you get your first job offer

Jan 30, 06 9:53 am  · 
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momentum

46 is so true

Jan 30, 06 10:32 am  · 
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momentum

47) ...your parents idea of a dream home is your idea of a nightmare of a home

Jan 30, 06 10:33 am  · 
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impalajunkie

48)...you've explained the process of becoming a licensed architect to people 100 times because nobody but us has any clue that we require a 5 year degree or masters + 3 years interning + ARE

Jan 30, 06 10:43 am  · 
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6nuew

momentum: 47 -> YES.

48) you start to believe you can do everything better than everyone around you, just because you can think 'architecturally'.

Jan 30, 06 10:50 am  · 
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wood_

Looking down on everyone around you is pretty horrible; i hope there aren't very many who are like that

Jan 30, 06 1:11 pm  · 
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Sean Taylor

49) You think of yourself as the most creative person ever born and then post new topics asking where people buy their "architectural" looking glasses.

Jan 30, 06 2:44 pm  · 
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garpike

50) Your significant other has set a "No archi-speak" rule and asks that you not refer to architects as a different race/species.

Jan 30, 06 2:53 pm  · 
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Nevermore

51) every 3rd person around you is dressed in a black sweatshirt or turtleneck

Jan 30, 06 3:32 pm  · 
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Nevermore

52) a sexy model is something which is well cut,well pasted and to a convenient scale (and preferably lightweight and compact)

Jan 30, 06 3:36 pm  · 
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Darren Hodgson

51) Your parents nod politely when you show them a model you've made, and say 'thats good darling... what is it?'

Jan 30, 06 3:56 pm  · 
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sporadic supernova

52) You are deeply offended when you find out that your parents didn't hire an architect, but a civil engineer, to design your home.

Jan 30, 06 11:43 pm  · 
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sporadic supernova

53) You invariably find design mistakes in your house, which you argue, an architect would have never made!!!

Jan 30, 06 11:45 pm  · 
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Manther

53. You are wearing a jump drive around your neck.

Jan 30, 06 11:51 pm  · 
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Manther

Also,
55) You can really relate to this post.

Jan 30, 06 11:53 pm  · 
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softcell

56)you actually think virtual archinecters are physical friends of yours.

57)you spend more time posting here than talking to your girlfriend

Jan 31, 06 8:45 am  · 
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impalajunkie

58) .. you don't go on vacations, you go to cities to see new buildings conmpleted there in the past however-many years

Jan 31, 06 9:54 am  · 
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Nevermore

59: ..you ask : Girlfriend ??..what's that ?

Jan 31, 06 9:56 am  · 
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ether

60. You drive to studio (5, 10 30 minutes) and you don't remember one thing about the trip or how you got there.

Jan 31, 06 12:28 pm  · 
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FrankLloydMike

61. Every acquaitance from back home, upon learning that you are an architecture student, asks you to build their house for them... as long as it is a "traditional" looking one like all the other ones in the subdivision where they already live

Jan 31, 06 1:58 pm  · 
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FrankLloydMike

61. Every acquaitance from back home, upon learning that you are an architecture student, asks you to build their house for them... as long as it is a "traditional" looking one like all the other ones in the subdivision where they already live

Jan 31, 06 1:59 pm  · 
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FrankLloydMike

61. Every acquaitance from back home, upon learning that you are an architecture student, asks you to build their house for them... as long as it is a "traditional" looking one like all the other ones in the subdivision where they already live

Jan 31, 06 1:59 pm  · 
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FrankLloydMike

61. Every acquaitance from back home, upon learning that you are an architecture student, asks you to build their house for them... as long as it is a "traditional" looking one like all the other ones in the subdivision where they already live

Jan 31, 06 1:59 pm  · 
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FrankLloydMike

jesus, sorry about that. i have no idea how that happened.

Jan 31, 06 3:03 pm  · 
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BlueGoose

FrankLloydMike ... you're a quadruple threat ... i think that's a record

Jan 31, 06 3:32 pm  · 
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brian buchalski

62...you have erotic dreams about materials.

during my last semester of undergrad, i was making a massive model out of cardboard and i dreamt that a stack of corrugated cardboard was giving me oral sex...oh my, what a delightful fantasy...sigh

Jan 31, 06 3:47 pm  · 
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jh

63...the EPA would shit if they know how toxic your models were - hmmm, bondo, fiberglass, resin, acetone, and i am sure starring at the laser cutter for hours can't be good for me. i think the caffine and nicotine actually cleanse my system.

Jan 31, 06 4:07 pm  · 
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xtbl

64. you know the janitors who come to clean the studio @ 2 am on a first name basis.

Jan 31, 06 4:09 pm  · 
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bucku

this is hilarious. i can relate to umm... all of these[?]

Jan 31, 06 4:21 pm  · 
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garpike

Good one, Cris.

65. You can tell when they hire new janitors. And it is fun to determine whether or not they'll last. Listening to them complain about your hall is fun.

Jan 31, 06 4:26 pm  · 
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impalajunkie

66.... you know exactly which stalls in the bathroom to use because they are broken or dont lock... because you use that bathroom more than the one at your house

Jan 31, 06 4:31 pm  · 
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garpike

Ha ha imapala to add to that, you learn with time that "your" stall is not the one that gets a lot of use. At first this seems like the right thing to do. Following the main stream doesn't always pay. Especially when it comes to touching bums.

Jan 31, 06 4:59 pm  · 
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paperboy

67. buying new socks and underwear instead of doing laundry.

Jan 31, 06 5:08 pm  · 
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momentum

68. ...you describe the haircut you would like your stylist to give you with phrases like "i don't like the way this cantilever's out so far", or "i had to cut the gum out with an x-acto."

Jan 31, 06 7:17 pm  · 
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momentum

69. ...places no regular person would want to habitate become the obvious choice for you to try to make them live while completing your thesis.

Jan 31, 06 7:21 pm  · 
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momentum

70. ...defending your choice of animal with: you can change the litter once a week, but not the carpet.

Jan 31, 06 7:24 pm  · 
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