"I need to make...a motorised version of me."
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"A motorised version of me will definitely have to be waterproof, so you could utilise it in the tub. A lot of them (vibrators) aren't waterproof."
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"Blue is my favourite colour, so it would probably be blue."
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"But I don't know how big. I don't know if big is better. I don't know if big is better because I'm not sure a man wants his woman playing with a really big dildo."

so, if i'm reading this right, 50 wants to make this thing in his own image, so to speak. and that means waterproof, blue, and not necessarily big?

Wait! What will the dildo be of? Him or his johnson? If him, that would be weird. A little 50 cent figurine with his arms tightly against his side prepared for a wild ride.

scale fogures for models, anyone???

First person to present a model - digital or physical - with ALL glossy blue figures wins! Post the image here.

Sweet jesus, what has the world come to....a blue dildo in the image of 50 Cent......and what's with all the dildos lately anyway....the titanium one on the other page, the tiny vibrating rapper here.....next thing you know, all the rappers are going to have one made in their image! And who's feeding this guy these ideas? There's no way he's that creative. Scary.

Well, he's not that creative. His dildo doesn't store mp3s, now does it?

hmmmm... a dildo that plays mp3s... interesting...

Now THAT'S a christmas gift.

No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!

You'll shoot your eye out, kid

man, i thought this was going to be the archinecter's xmas wish list and it turned out to be about some gansta rappah and his dildo.

cue up the barry white illegal mp3...



iBuzz iPod vibrator


iBuzz is a sex toy plug-in for iPods, or other music players. It's £29.99 from LoveHoney, but can't be shipped to North America. From the product description:

A super-fun sex toy that plugs into your iPod! The music-activated vibrating bullet stimulates you in time with your favourite music. And you can listen to your songs while you're enjoying the vibrations...

Use the his-and-hers attachments to add extra excitement. Turn him into a vibrator with the stretchy ring and use the soft sleeve for sensitive stimulation.

No music player? You can still use the iBuzz for orgasmic fun. Just turn on and enjoy the 7 amazing vibration patterns - press the arrow buttons until you find the one that suits your mood.

when rapid prototyping is available for the everyman just think of all the toys you ll be able to design.

Suture!

:-O


*shock and mild intrigue ensues*

a gift in order to receive, you have to be what, naughty or nice?

WHY oh why can't it be shipped to North America?!

What UK archinecters would be willing to buy one and ship it over here privately? We US 'necters need your aid here!!



(I'm kidding. I don't even own an MP3 player that's how uncool I am.)

ha, you want to hear uncool? i still don't own a cell phone or have cable tv.

mjh00c,

im sure you could shoot your eye out w/ a 50 cent dildo, as well


also, is 50 a smurf???

But e that is so uncool that it makes you waaaaaay cooler than the rest of us.

All I want for christmas is to be as cool as e!! (but w/o giving up my cell phone)

i think you already are lb. i have an mp3 player, and i'm pretty well set up when it comes to my computers. i think that should balance things our between us and bring you right up to my level of coolness. ha.

All that and no 2 front teeth joke?