I could really use some of his cultural criticism right about now, couldn't you diabase?

Or is he a she?

Mr Gentlemen was always enigma to me - more so now that he is so infrequent to this forum. Apart from that, I know nothing.

I like how you refer to the Gentlemen as "enigma" as opposed to "an enigma". Kind of like Gentlemen is something like schmegma.

Part human, part devil?

I'd like to think that my mis-typing might result in a more meaningful contribution, but my pedantry does not allow it.

Anyway, what are you getting at?

Are you a gentlemanly nom de plume?

hi marketfair - thanks for asking. it's philip gentleman, but perhaps i should start using the euro-douche spelling of phillipe for gentlemanly bonus points.

hi diabase - pardon my absense of late, i am mostly posting within the discussion forums on www.thefashionspot.com these days. somehow all the grad school questions and tsunami talk bummed me out. well, that and the disappearance of nancy manguy. ginger "snaps" gibralter-rockingham texted me on my jewel-encrusted sidekick about some recent nancy manguy posting.

hi marketfair & diabase - i am working hard on an initiative i am, hopefully, taking to west hollywood city council soon to level a ban on segways on public sidewalks. the problem with segways is that they contribute to the fattening of america. first it was the elevator, then the escalator, then the moving sidewalk, and now the segway?! we have become a nation of fat lazy slobs that aspire to vacationing in las vegas and reading "tv guide" on the toilet.

hi everybody else - see you at the next archinect swinger party!

nobody segways in LA

Hi Philip,

Glad to see you back and doubling your comments. Remember, the quality of this forum is dependent on its contributors, and oftentimes your infamous comments and yawn have been needed and found absent.

Kind regards and good luck,

d.iabase

when will the people open their eyes and see that you don't look cool or futuristic on a segway, you just look like a prat?

what's a segway?

and should i be worried about them?

yes, you should be worried... very worried.

ok...i'm no longer worried about segways

I wonder is sex is possible on a segway?